Student council were given the opportunity to discuss the situation in Palestine last week, and whilst the proposal fell at the first hurdle, it is still right that they had a chance to do so. If students are concerned about an issue it should be discussed in council.

Notwithstanding, I was slightly perplexed by this one line in the extensive proposal: “Unfortunately the NUS refused to call for an immediate ceasefire and has regularly failed to support these international laws calling for an end to the Israeli occupation.”

I’m sorry, but who the hell cares what the NUS say about international relations? They have enough trouble getting people to listen to their rants about students.

I’m sure the Israelis would have called an immediate ceasefire if the NUS had stepped in. The Israeli Army’s tanks would have trembled, their rifles would have jammed and their helicopter gunships fallen out of the sky at the idea of British Students disagreeing with them.

Perhaps there should be a new NUS world peace initiative.

I could see it now. The dull sound of an NUS rally making it’s way towards Darfur, via Israel, with Gemma Tumulty at the helm, on their journey to halt the world’s injustice.

Armed with the NUS constitution and hefty leaflets which they send out to the Union every so often, they know with full confidence that they can bore to death even the deadliest foe.

And, should that for some unfathomable reason fail, in true Lock Stock style, they can always hit them with it, ‘cause its pretty damned hefty.

Come on guys, lets think. If the UN can’t solve it then what is the point in the NUS making a ruling?

I’m not saying they shouldn’t call for a ceasefire, or that I don’t agree, or for that matter calling it a waste of time because it’s important to give students a route through which they can try and effect international politics.

To have a pop at NUS for not passing this motion is madness though, hopefully they were busier with something else.

Probably producing this crap “Irreplaceable: The Benefits of NUS affiliation” booklet.

You know what, on second thoughts, sending the NUS to the middle east is sounding much more attractive.